My double chin- how my diet has nosedived since I started travelling. 

It’s not so much the eating, although that is a problem. It’s the drinking; the booze sends you into a viscous circle of late night snacks which obvs you’ve gotta bookend with some suitable hangover food in the morning.Before I left the UK I saw a nutritionist regularly, I monitored my meals closely and would […]

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Byeeeeee Philippines

It’s hard to get around the Philippines. That’s it, that’s the bottom line. Online information is often out of date and therefore you kind of don’t trust any of it. People say yes when they mean no. Is the ferry at 8? Yes. It wasn’t. Do you know the way to my hostel? Yes. He […]

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How to do everything on the Trip Advisor Top 10 of Bohol in one day.

The Chocolate Hills tour, the most random tour ever, E V E R…- Python Sanctuary. This confused us all as it was the Chocolate Hills tour. Most people stayed on the bus and I don’t think they regretted that decision. – Tarsier Sanctuary. Now these little guys are cute, super cute. They’re nocturnal so super […]

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Getting around the Philippines

It’s long, it’s tough, it’s a pain in the arse. But at least you’ve got options; Jeepney – The classic, the cheapest, the rickety-est, the most likely to fail an MOT. But 25 pesos for cross country fares, and I’m game. Deeply religious people, naturally there are going to be references to this absolutely everywhere. […]

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Sex when you’re travelling.

I intended to wait until I’d built up more of a repertoire before I posted about sex. But my first encounter was somewhat of a baptism by fire, so I just couldn’t wait. Sex when you’re travelling isn’t like a normal relationship, or like normal sex even, it’s all just sort of frantic. Everyone wants […]

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